Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Ily bae

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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