- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Women's rights

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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