- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Your Mom The End.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

CAVE JOHNSON.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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