I have a horse.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Fart

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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