Honk if you're Amish!

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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