i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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