a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A women left the kitchen.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

i found waldo.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

how do you win a game try your best

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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