- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

i lost the game

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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