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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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