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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

G:nock nock B:come in!

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Uh... What was emulating again?

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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