Who invented apple? God

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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