A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

. . I am a whale

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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