- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Sarah Palin's political campaign

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