Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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