- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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