Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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i found waldo.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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