How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Blacks

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Two planes walk into an office building

lol

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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