- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Justin Bieber.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

The child was fired from his job.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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