- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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