- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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