- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

The Princess is in another castle

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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