- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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