- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Guess who is violent. Osama

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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