What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

I'm going to Re-write History... History

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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