- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

hi penis ham telephone

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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