It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Irish sobriety

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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