Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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A woman wears a dress.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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i'm hard

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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