What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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