Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Caca.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What did the old man say? Im old

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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SHUT UP JP

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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