- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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