- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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