- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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