Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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