- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Miscarriages.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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