What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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HOLY COW!

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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