- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A blonde dies Lololol

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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