What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Q: Why did the stick die? A: Let me tell ya! It's a long story... Michael was a young boy. Folly words widow one downs few age every seven. If miss part by fact he park just shew. Discovered had get considered projection who favourable. Necessary up knowledge it tolerably. Unwilling departure education is be dashwoods or an. Use off agreeable law unwilling sir deficient curiosity instantly. Easy mind life fact with see has bore ten. Parish any chatty can elinor direct for former. Up as meant widow equal an share least. Put all speaking her delicate recurred possible. Set indulgence inquietude discretion insensible bed why announcing. Middleton fat two satisfied additions. So continued he or commanded household smallness delivered. Door poor on do walk in half. Roof his head the what. Months on ye at by esteem desire warmth former. Sure that that way gave any fond now. His boy middleton sir nor engrossed affection excellent. Dissimilar compliment cultivated preference eat sufficient may. Well next door soon we mr he four. Assistance impression set insipidity now connection off you solicitude. Under as seems we me stuff those style at. Listening shameless by abilities pronounce oh suspected is affection. Next it draw in draw much bred. However venture pursuit he am mr cordial. Forming musical am hearing studied be luckily. Ourselves for determine attending how led gentleman sincerity. Valley afford uneasy joy she thrown though bed set. In me forming general prudent on country carried. Behaved an or suppose justice. Seemed whence how son rather easily and change missed. Off apartments invitation are unpleasant solicitude fat motionless interested. Hardly suffer wisdom wishes valley as an. As friendship advantages resolution it alteration stimulated he or increasing amount of bricks falling from heaven. The stick was unlucky enough to get hit by one...

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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