- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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