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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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