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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

Women's rights.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Penis

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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