-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

I work at jcpenny

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

hello

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

roses are red violets are blue

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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