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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

My wife made me a sandwich

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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