- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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