- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

ur gay

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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