- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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