Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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so...um, yeah

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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You will not press the like button.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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