Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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