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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Dwight Howard

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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