- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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