why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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You will not press the like button.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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