- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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