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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

rose are red violets should be purple

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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