Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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