What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Wright flyer

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Internet Explorer

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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