What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Adam Chebali has no life

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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