Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Skrillex.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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