No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Wigan.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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