No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Your're racist.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

I'm sn otter

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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