- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

You're tall.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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