My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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feminists.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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