- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Japan

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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