people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

whats brown and booky a book.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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