- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats up and also down? your mum

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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