- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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A car walks into a bar.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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