Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

womans rights...

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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