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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Gretta has five legs? -no

What's old and wrinkly? old people

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.