- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

I once did something.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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