- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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