Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Chick Norris... Enough said

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What's 9 + 10 19

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Poop.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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