A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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