my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

c-? men, C-men

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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